July 09, 2009

You ever jump out of a moving automobile on a gravel road traveling at a great rate of speed?

I have.  You have to pay close attention to the speed of the car, and before hand, know your body and how your feet are gonna behave on that gravel so that you can run as fast as you can before stumbling to as graceful a stop as possible, watching the car disappear in the dust, hands on your knees...breathless.

Well, let's just say I was in a fast car and I didn't do the math to gauge some things properly and my stumbling lacked a bit of metaphorical and actual grace and I fell.
So please, go through some other pages here at Eatitall for awhile.  There's a lot here and I'll be back for some more fun after I take care of a couple of things.

Always do the math.

July 08, 2009

Routines

I have a collection of routines which are no longer.

One of them include the following:

I used to do a lot of TV work in Los Angeles.  When the network was paying the bills I insisted on staying at the Mondrian on Sunset.  I liked it because it was one of the few places in L.A. I could walk out the door and up the street to the book store, or the record store, or a lot of places. I would walk past Mark Mothersbaugh's studio.  I would walk past Doheney where Stanley Kubrick lived when he was in L.A.

However, before I would do any of this, I would arrive, go straight to my room, pull open the curtains completely, open a beer, put on the soundtrack to 'Slingblade' and drink that whole beer while staring at the Los Angeles valley.  I never liked L.A, but I liked those moments....very much.

Listen here.

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Synchronicity

That's the word!  Thanks Milisa (a friend whos art I possess).

She called to check on me and through unexpected tears I told her "I'm home" and immediately after... to punctuate ... a terrific white bolt hit the yard followed by grand thunder.  I couldn't have asked for a better movie moment. 

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The rain streaming down my glasses magnifies my cigarette.

I've grown a beard again for the first time in a long time.  It's striking how much more white there is....christmas is coming.

The day so far

Today

Like a monkey ready to be shot into space

Today will be a big day and I don't even know why yet....

Steampunk

I forgot!

I saw a man that looked exactly like this today.  The only thing missing was the oversized medallion.  It made me smile and he didn't know why.  HE would do well in New York and he doesn't know it.

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Not too long ago

I was having an early breakfast at a diner in Huntington, New York.

The older waitress with a great chest and bad teeth smiled and said I sounded like Johnny Cash.  When she handed me the bill, I said, "I don't want that", she just glared at me.  I told her I was kidding and that really I was sweet.  She said, "Honey, there's not a sweet man who walks the planet".  

It's 5am

I just stepped outside for a smoke.

I recently had the opportunity to travel into the fashion district of New York to pick out leather and lace samples for my friend and savior Carole in Seattle.  Now, whenever I look at clouds which are 30k feet or higher in the atmosphere, I see white snake, fish and leather textures in the sky.
I may go for a walk on the beach.

July 07, 2009

Myth

I now believe that cities suck any opportunity of beauty out of the the sky above them.  Oh, you'll walk hand in hand and see a cloud and smile to each other..... but, what makes us human and defines us (when we're our prettiest) are when we can live with an added dimension of myth and wonder.  Tonight, as I drove along the beach, I saw a mythical sky.

The Best Circle of All

Independence day, I thought I would watch my girls watch fireworks.  It didn't happen.  The rain cancelled it.  (The rain follows me everywhere, the coast hasn't seen rain for months till I got here and New York became Seattle while I was there)  The next day, I rode over and met my daughters at the beach with my friend Matt. 

The sun was setting and I chased my two year old as she giggled between the sun and the moon.  I picked my nine year old up out of the water after she fell from her boogie board.  Eventually, I went to my Ava as she sat alone playing in the sand.  She's five.  I buried her feet in the sand.  In front of her feet, with a stick, I drew.... I 'heart' A-V-A.  She didn't say a word.  She picked up the stick and drew a circle with 2 dots and a smile inside and looked at me with her Buster Keaton face.  
Nearby, a few people were shooting the fireworks they had intended for the day before.  The sky was an empty field and Ava and I were looking for 4-leaf clovers in the form of fireworks.  When we saw them, I got to watch Buster Keaton smile....

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I once read a quote by an old indian chief, long after his tribe had been moved to the reservation.  

He was lamenting that his people no longer lived in teepees.  They lived in houses which are square.  He said that nothing good can come from living in a square, only good comes from living in a circle.

A Recurring Dream

When I was kid, I had one recurring dream that would startle me awake.

It was simple. The dream was this:

My vision was filled with the view of a large unmoving hedge.

At a point in the hedge, like a cancer, the image would start to deteriorate like film left in the gate. This was accompanied by an electronic gnawing sound.  The scene would gradually be eaten away as the sound grew louder and louder until I would snap awake ... a 5 year old boy alone in the dark.

Just now, I was outside on the porch staring at the woods, having a smoke in the silence.  I was thinking about this dream and thinking the sound perhaps resembled cicadas, when suddenly the cicadas began to make the sound they do.  I am indeed awake.  

My life seems to be lived in recurring circles.

They are probably happening all the time.  It's only when you are quiet do you see them.  

Shh.

Strapped to a chest I can't see

We race down the steps of a brilliant multicolored laboratory, past bipedal raptors wearing computer gear and multiple man-clones racing up as fast as we are down.  (What can they be running from that we're running to?!) Past hairy bodies lying motionless on slabs, their faces are only large, sharp platinum teeth.  I dread seeing them awake.

We race down corridors that get narrower and narrower until we hide in a room where I lock the door.  Actors playing cops bust open the windows with the butts of their guns and climb in.

This is the dream that snaps me awake 2 hours after I've fallen asleep.

Crap.

Good news is, I step out for a smoke and I'm home looking at a 6/8's moon through the scrubby branches of a Katrina survivor.  

(Katrina was a greedy bitch)

Fight Club

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The road where they don't live ... just sleep.

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Symbology

NEXT...

What I need I now have to make.

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July 06, 2009

I'm having a picnic

I'm set up at a friends house a couple of blocks from the beach today in their sun room.  It's been raining as I've been working on Squidbillies.  Sometimes I let myself think how my future and final studio will be arranged.

Picnic

July 05, 2009

Can't Nap at the moment

Tomorrow, I may go visit an old friend.  He's in his late 60's, at least.  He was a former Catholic choir boy who later was the smallest football player on the team. Eventually, he bacame a Navy seal or a Marine, I can't remember at the moment.  They can both be quite impressive.  During the mid 60's, before all the fun in Viet Nam began, his job was to make trips in the middle of the night into Cambodian villages where he would kidnap communist advisors.  He never said what happened after.  He only told me that the best way to do this was to befriend the villagers, ask where the advisors stayed, then sneak in during the night with a big light from the bottom of a helicopter and shine it on them while they lie in their beds.  He said they never made a peep.

He has a prosthetic leg.  His leg wasn't taken by Asians, it was taken many years later in a mowing accident on his property.  

The first time I met him I was house sitting for a friend.  I came into the house, which I thought was empty... at night.  There he stood, trying to adjust his fake leg.  He was holding onto the sink, saw me and barked, "come over here".... grabbing my hand he said "put your hand right here" and proceeded to have me feel the bone right at the bottom of the ass where it connects with the leg.  He said, "That bone hurts bad."  There I was, feeling the most private of places on a strange old man.

That was my very first introduction to the Man who has a beautiful wife of more than 50 years.  She was always there for him.  They tried, but never had children and were fine with that. 

I've always thought the best of Baxter.  I hope he's ok.  I bet he is, he's a mean bastard who taught me how to laugh as loud as I accidentally do from time to time, because it made me so happy to hear him.

I have a lot to tell him, which will probably only be said with one of those laughs we share and a hug.

A Natural birth

Now!! I'll go take my nap.


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I'm almost finished for the day

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Somebody wake me..

...when 9/11 is over and Michael Jackson stops dying.

This one

says:

"Robots make golden pies"
"Warm air and cold air fight"
and
"Farmers don't cry"

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How much will my first Apple quantum computer cost?

In January, a Canadian company called D-Wave announced that it had raised substantial funding for the development of a commercial quantum computer to be unveiled later this year.  

Maybe soon, we'll be able to turn candy bars into kittens.

July 04, 2009

Wild_at_heart

180

Today, watching my daughters swim in a pool by the gulf, I remembered what it was like to be quiet.  I haven't known that in years.  Yesterday I turned my watch back an hour to central standard time.  I don't think I'll ever have the strength required to change it again.

Driving to my friend's house tonight, I fell into a 180 degree expanse of sky.  I'd forgotten about the sky.  The range of distant weather that fills 180 degrees of vision can be a powerful thing.  I'm back in the land of scale and learning.

I've worked and lived in Europe, New York, Atlanta, Los Angeles and a few places in between and I've only gotten started.  I now know this is the best place from which to view the world.

I'm sitting on what's left of the edge of the Gulf of Mexico tonight, spear guns and stuffed fish are mounted on the walls. The sun is setting.  Bonfires are about to burn and the sound of fireworks can already be heard.  My house is parked outside, a magazine article about quantum entanglement theory is parked next to my beer. My shrimp po-boy is here now.  I've got to run.

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Radiohead - 15 Step (Grammys 2009)

So you want to confuse a small Mississippi town policeman....

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Lose your wallet which includes your drivers license, insurance card, credit cards and etc. on a New York subway and present your passport (federal ID) at a roadblock.  Tension and confusion ensued.  His 20 year old eyes seemed to grow closer together as he looked at my passport before consulting with another officer.  I heard his walky talky confirm I was telling the truth, before they let me go.  I wanted to ask the policemen to please turn their suspicion down a notch, but we know where that would've gotten me.

Why a man drives 48 hours.

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